Miss Tillamook
My life's goal is to ensure that every child has access to the world's greatest natural resource: Tillamook cheese. I was born in the Tillamook barn while my mother was milking a cow. In my spare time I enjoy eating Tillamook cheese, petting cows and scooping up cow dung in my bare feet. If I could change one thing about the world I would have cheese vending machines on every street corner. The sales proceeds would fund research to create a diet cheese that adds volume to breasts and reduces thighs!
